Narcissim, thy name is BUSH

Bush is so dismayed that "the only person escaping blame is the President himself," said a sympathetic official, who delicately termed such self-exoneration "illogical."

Secret Service Police Investigate Student for Doing Homework Assignment on Bill of Rights

What does it take to get a visit from the American Stasi today?

All you have to do is work on your homework assignment about the Bill of Rights.

Word to the wise: if you're creating a poster that is critical of Glorious Leader, don't have the film developed at Wal*Mart.

The Bill of Rights, as some of you may remember, is a historical document which spelled out certain liberties to be guaranteed for citizens, prior to the advent of the Bush Regime.

Story via Buzz Flash.