Cyborg Commando Dolphins Run Amok!

Yep... that's right...

It appears that due to hurricane Katrina, the U.S. Navy has lost some of the "anti-terrorist" cyborg commando dolphins they were training.

Experts warn that the dolphins may be equipped to fire darts at anyone that these dolphins suspect of terrorism.

Add this to the ever-growing list of reasons not to swim in the toxic gumbo swirling off the Mississippi Delta into the New Jersey-sized Dead Zone in the Gulf of Mexico.